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mr Hill of Forvik ay

  History / Mythology   

Last month we had a look at a loony alternative mythology/history, who were the earliest human arrivals to NZ, this month we are maybe going to examine the sentimental belief system of a, St~~~~ H~ll. Mind you since he was reported, goaled by an ‘exasperated ‘Sheriff Cr######### who discovered a smart phone was recording the court proceedings, But ask yourself how many other smart phones were in that room, the court reporter or someone else seems to have taken a snapshot too, Anyway the phones should have been collected at the foyer , his dignity had been unable to shut the octogenarian up verbally thus he had fallen back on his more reactionary powers of imprisonment. Mr Hill whose enthusiasm for the pre Jacobean monarchy / Viking era, histories of the north British isles, here I mean Orkney and the Shetland isles, may seem unnatural to the present day mainland establishment of thebenightedkingdom Those anonymous surveillance creatures who provide our community with Xenophobic  Brexit security, regarding  Russians, Europeans, Chinese, Afghanistanis, via ex cold war networking wireless relay channels from the big bad world, while enthusiastically welcoming the LBG XL%, To the Shetland isles, and Orkney   Which by the way are situated north of the GB  mainland  If you were never there.

Local Tories find his belief system strange.   particularly the local sherrif  court establishment, while their own tolerating and covering up for the led projection cyber stalkers bothering us here in the Shetlands are as peculiar, and hypocritical to me as say a rodent pest problem, However, according to article 13 UKHR Acts 1998 , Mr Hill has the right to his private conscience, enthusiasms, and also to publish them in his website. After all a whole lost of tabloids are considerably more offensive quite regularly and deserve to pay punitive damages. The question is who are provoking or inciting disturbance of the peace over this performance. I don’t exactly understand 15th C concepts of monarchy, exchanging territory as a dowry as a political peacemaking strategy it seems primitive to the modern women’s emancipation, for example, Yet such strange ways were believed in at that time, resulting in this loony present with that territorial flash card projection imposition, WHile Mr Hill he has retained some mediaeval > early renaissance modern era conceptions integral to that alternative reality. But How many votes did he get in Orkney in 2017? A good question , A guess he was significantly ahead of any UKIP or ‘Shut down the Scottish parliament loons,’ there were 37 . While trailing significant modern movements like socialism, the SNP and Liberalism, SNP who became popular in Scotland after the second devolution referendum. Which had returned an original socialist plus liberal early profile. How then is he now getting more attention than this website thebenightedkingdom.com ? I am not going to put on any show in front of our supposed superior Grampian, region sheriff Dalek’s court a convenience of scheduling , where did they get the idea they are superior, so that that procurator fiscals office can alter the rules of advocacy anyway. That hierarchic status belongs to Edinburgh, the office of The Procurator Fiscal so the shut up dissent reportage has also been made known to me by their deliberate casual errors concerning ‘habeas corpus‘. But Mr Hill and the lady referred to in that ST front page newspaper story , Irvine, who was given the old Tory data dominance threat regarding her ‘compos mentis’, on last weeks front page of the ST. What that means is she like a true artist resents her creative sensitivities being imposed on by the anonymous networking flash card lunatics. Who could blame the pair of them if the sort of trashy dominance led projections that are aimed at me are also aimed at this pair of eccentrics, then local sheriff CR########## and sheriff Dalek , who use tory data libel regarding their sanity , but that begs the question who are to judge the impertinence of Psychiatry. Apparently that privilege belongs to a Mental health tribunal at Hamilton. The fact that I personally am chairman of Eshaness Maoist party , ought to encourage these judicial professionals to reflect on some inaccurate witness reports and denial of the cyber stalking harassment, which unlike Mediaeval>early modern Royalty is a real and present day public nuisance to me and some other outsiders residing here in the SHetland isles, nA problem which Police Scotland at Dalmarnock seem unable to come to grips with. SO they arrested our Norse enthusiast Mr Hill again. The last time he had been driving a car without a licence plate, Apparently this episode occurred while Mr Hill was acting as a lay advocate for Irvine. Which is apparently allowed though the Procurator fiscal of that local court denied that to me, If he had any sense he would never have let Hill in the door as an advocate, as they avoided arresting me with a whole raft of silly lies. after all he gets off with that sort of prejudice, and the head PF in Edinburgh will easily refuse to answer that one too, It is obvious that they would be grandstanding the same show anyway. , if he can't handle the advocacy. of eccentrics I mean he isnt running a circus. One offensive and inequitable truth should be corrected from that front page reportage, performance How the lady defendant is addressed by her surname, Irvine, Thus we the ST newspaper public have subtly been warned by front page reactionary reportage that the ‘beak can have a politically appointed psychiatrist set at our heels as a means of silencing dissension. Charming . That is anti article 13, Human rights as far as , their sentimental Scandinavian belief system is concerned. Also as far as I am concerned . Who riled her up anyway, She is said to have been ‘shouting at somebody somewhere outside,’ probably the territorial signal loons were projecting dirty insults at her, same as they do to me every day. I used to shout at the turds, too, even since I came out of hospital I mean GBH and ARI not the other place Aberdeen Toryland down the road

Mythologies,  superstition and  beliefs,  voyages?   

Every website has a story, and   third time lucky,  this  page  was inspired by  that  little   known mythology  that  an earlier vistation or habitation of NZ  had some  well  to put it  crudely  tatooed   Northern  palefaced  origins.   Well 

 we  know  the RUS had  been  right  down the  Dnieper and Volga,   assaulted then  interacted with Byzantium,  while the western  Baltic  shiprights and navigators had  settled  a corner of Greenland  till the  deteriorating  weather   drove  them out.    Also  the saga  as a literate  form  was  well known to mix  fact and  fantasy  superstition and  early christian beliefs.   Then  those  flexible  longships  tended to follow  the   60 N latitude and  Pacific navigation was  by  outrigger  dug out   native  designs  probably   from   some  advanced  island  community  around those  many   many  volacanic islands  malaysia,  Borneo, JAva,  and  the  peninsula  pointing  down from the  continental  mainland.  The  progress  can be  compared to linguisic  shift.  

Another interesting   controversy   centres  about the  upturned boat   foundation and  dwarf wall  ruins  of the St LAwrence,   Baffin  island  frozen  winter  shores,   which  may  or may not   have  been  left  by  French  surveyors.  whatveve true  origins  or    facts of those builders,  the Norse Eric the  red   who called  the painted   natives  saveges or Scraelings,    though   their own  cousins   had been   raping and looting  Monasteries  like that   at  Lindisfarne  and inland   which were   developments of prior migrations ,   the ANglo   Danes,   most likely,    So   what   do we   suspect  from these  stories,   traders  and  there  were  violent lunatics  .  The romantic   perspective  based on   atmospheric   representions and  video  of   longships entering a   misty  creek,    western ireland ,   the  clyde,   the wash,  quite  differnet  from  those  red sails and  outriggers  of the  far east.  

So we  concluded  two,  really two different   maritime technologies as well as  ethnic  skin   tones.  .   That wider   subject  of  hybrid   fact and fiction,  superstition and  belief,   form of the Sagas,  and probably the old  testament   from   the latter days of pagan  and early eras  of northern  christianty ,    havealways been   a   fertile  cross breed for the imgination ,   but  there is little liklihood   of  incontrovertible  proof  being  dug  up

The  remotest  sites  as    Easter island   have probably   been turned over to the last stone,  and  whoever   was that  person  with a tall  vertical  shaped ,  cranium,  a  far cousin of  a latter  day  post Jericho   Hittite,   or  rather what  part of the extended seaways  had he  come  from?    How is  pre  christian  middle  eastern gentleman  having  his   sculptural likeness  copied   over and  agin   in such  a time and  space?  A  Mysterious  coincidence then,   like  the Mormon  visitation to  MAyan civilisation.  probably unknowable.   though  some  historical   dna  of   pacific island  occupations  must    have been   dug up.   Old bones.

 

Further  illustrations of this page  would be  less   a matter of historical    accuracy,   romaticism of  those  voyages which in the northern hemisphere  which  apparently    included some  robbery and  violence,   but  an interesting  set of   mysteries, almost  certainly  products   of the  imagination.  Since  there  are   folk   in the shetlands  who  believe in trowlies  apparently  who   look  suspiciously   related to  some of  Arthur Rackhams, cast , and   fairies at the bottom of the garden.     needing   a hair brush     

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THis intellectual  looking  scotsman,  had  the  green beard,  while  some   scots and  vikings  did have red hair,   Eric the red  for example,   And despite  the irresitable   green beard   the  scotsman  has left no  dna  in   lower antipodes.   so   who knows  ,   the  viking   you  see  there is   an Arthur  Rackham   fantasy , any way 

I couldnt  find  the  red/bronze tinted  pre mediaeval man on  modern steroids,  type of  Marvel/Atlantis    appearance,     

Anyway   Look at what we have  dug up ,Their   real home  being  60 deg N   to  Iceland. and  Greenland.  

  Why  and how,   bestseller  fnatasy fiction.   Hopefully this  site will  be  capable  of  copoperative  inclusive  extensions   if it is  de bugged  and protected  from the  internet   playground  vandals . 

The Benighted KIngdom 

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