Where is Clacton? Do you know what I mean,

it is actually down river and round the corner from Canning, Isle of dogs, Silvertown , Thamesmead, Southend, on the Blackwater inlet east coast Essex,   one of those seafront sunny sandy places with funfair and what appears to be some dope flying a kite near the big wheel. This was a famous newsworthy location of the 60s for the mods and rockers to perform some violent confrontation for Television cameras, arriving on scooters and motorbikes. . So where are the old Yoboes today,

IT seems they have recently made another comeback , dressed in Dalek suits , their thuggish and pudding faced aged faces 'copy pasted' upon Dalek bodies. There has been a victory parade of sorts, Nigel Lafargo at rest up on a platform built off the rear of an open stretch limo, The chauffeur of course being the arch clown of reactionary mono mania the Reform party secretary. The undead Enoch and Rev Ian have their seats, too. IS this libel? Surely not, it is just an ironical cartoon sketch after all . anyway I can't remember the party leader’s name anyway..

A phalanx of old thugs resembling an aged cast from the Hammer cult movie The Damned, in parade, in tow so to speak, along the pleasure beach front esplanade, The Fun fair rocket ships, UFOs and the big wheel in the background. Nigel as the supreme Galactic Dalek commander his 'selfie' proudly pasted by hologrammatic wireless projection courtesy of Edmonds coherent shaped beam projection outlet devices, somewhere in the body work presumably, a large upturned BBC alloy bucket with bumpy ;lumps , the laser death ray , instead of a left arm. a crane limb for picking up sweeties for his right. The Undead Werner von Braun is seated in the second row, Enoch Powell and Rev Ian Paisley 3rd row his presence due to a contract apparently working on rocket boosters , somewhat in the hover array. concept of the former Iron lady's boosters. Also wireless controlled space drones with flash card targeting capabilities.

The master Xeno phobe. As you know a phobe is a person who has an obsessive dislike for something or other in contrast to the philosophy of Xeno the friend of strangers. If that bore gets another 5 minutes on any radio chat show time this digital transistor wireless will be following an elliptical trajectory Blackwater wards. Isn't this the location where Oliver Reed drove off the bridge where the coppers or sinister atomists who brainwashed children were buzzing him. This was a famous cult film directed by Joseph Losey whom J Edgar Hoover hounded out of Hollywood as a commie apparently, with an all star Hammer horror caste of US actors and actresses. Now the comic postcard shiny rounded posteriori with handkerchief on balding pates have acquired a strange degree of political musculature, What sinister reforming program can they envision for your adolescent young, obsessively pawing at their smart phones flat screens? Better take this 14 % with 9 seats seriously sinister now after all they came second in many of the new governments gains. ahead of the ............... .Had the old Tories been outsourcing the asylum seekers on retired seaside Tory boarding house proprietors? In a David frost political commentator accent

The victory parade terminates at party headquarters, party chairman turns top of the podium steps, the undead Enoch, reverend Ian take their seats, the returned Clacton front yoboes formed up in front of the platform, the supreme dalek la Fargue hovering at the centre, he speaks, loquacious formulaic logic emitted from his speaker grill above the laser blast ray gun which serves as his right hand limb, the lh is holding up the Reform programme, Party chairman bathing in the attention of Clacton. Clacton gazes vacantly, The miners will never strike again, if there were any left from the Iron Lady’s purge, he proclaimed they will be blasted off planet to the asteroids, the Oort cloud, with gun towers trained on their every move. No conferring. Teachers and nurses, will be under permanent surveillance ,

Stuarty Notions at Seaview, EShaness,  will continue to be targeted by the recycled cold war micro wave > to local broadband antennae, Reform party members will have shots at enforcing their reformative app, Psyche basher , day and night, if the old bastard comes out of that but and ben   is going to be auto sensor tracked and driven back into his bunker. The rest if you are going to have to listen to prerecorded La FArgue BBC radio chat show re runs for the rest of your days . You wont get out of the house to vote at the next election anyway, The undead Enoch is looking for Sanjay and the  remnants of the jodhpur sports jacket boy, because they are brown. L Fargo has split from The tabloid Suntorys and their former ambitious simulacrum of a health minister, REv Ian, plans to reform all Irish Atheists and agnostics because they are not hating the other lot properly …………………… The UKHR Acts Westminster 98 , are under threat.

You are all going to be re enslaved , However the party chairman plans to keep the House of Lords, real estate solicitors, bankers, and stock brokers. beyond Clacton on Sea though,.......................